The Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch retails for $145,000 but on Amazon.com, it can be had for "just" $86,999.99, which makes it a "bargain" on the world's leading e-commerce site. That's prompted some watch enthusiasts and/or aspiring writers to have a little fun; they've taken to penning a bunch of tongue-in-cheek reviews that left us crying uncle with laughter. If you have a few minutes or need a good laugh, take a gander. They're priceless. Thanks to our friend Clarence Kwei for the tip.